U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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