How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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