I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
there is glitter all over my balls
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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