I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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