you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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