i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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