I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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