every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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