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(317): View more from Indiana

hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm chasing vodka with french fries.

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(925): View more from California

Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.

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(305): View more from Florida

After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.

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(212): View more from New York

It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.

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(626): View more from California

This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.

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