If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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