It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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