I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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