I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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