Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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