The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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