He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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