She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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