I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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