Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Enjoy the penises
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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