you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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