So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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