How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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