Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Randomize
