he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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