why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I have already put on my inside pants.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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