He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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