belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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