Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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