all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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