this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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