This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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