She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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