i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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