Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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