Sponge bath it is.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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