is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
you made out with another girl for some wings
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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