Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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