I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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