just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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