i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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