hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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