We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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