Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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