Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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