Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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