hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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