Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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