Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
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