found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
pop tarts are not kleenex
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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