It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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