best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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