suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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