He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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